A chat with my Mom.

It’s really hard for me to poop. Ok? Because I had a hysterectomy. Stated in a way that she, my 93-year-old mother, had a hysterectomy. My mind has just paused – unsure if it wanted to ingest. So, I just repeated her words to her. You had a hysterectomy? Now, she was getting irritated. What are you talking about? Hold on, when did you have this hysterectomy? A long time ago, what’s the difference? Partial, I had endometriosis. I had a thing in my vagina and hated it, especially when I was married. Wait, what thing? Jenny! Will you let me tell my story?! When you have a hysterectomy, you lose control of your bowels. Are you there? yes. And they put this thing in your vagina to make you poop. I wouldn’t say I liked the way it felt. I had it removed. I stick my finger up my vagina to poop. Ok? Ok, as I was saying, It’s really hard for me to poop. She then segwayed to a story about a recent visit to the doctor.