And then apologize profusely. Mentioning that they know I said I did not check that box- It is a compliment ;-).

I would then respond that I took it as a compliment every time they said it.

P.R. would then come close behind me and whisper in my ear that she would love to shank that ugly, fat-assed lesbian ;-).

Lesbian would then scream I hear you crazy assed pock-faced pussy.

Lesbian, all riled up, would then look at Y. G. and say, Gurl, what did you just do? Eat a bucket of fried chicken? The commissary had come in. Y.G. received Vaseline & colored pencils. She made lipstick out of the two. She looked adorable. Her lips were plump & shiny.

And so on.